Check it out, the title is actually two DIFFERENT words this time! (I noticed that right before logging in, and it annoyed me for some reason.)

Guess what? I’m still hulling myself up and cuddling my cat (he’s so cute!) but I have made vast improvements at being a social human being! I have a job interview coming up that might actually end in gainful employment and a steady paycheck!

I volunteered for Equal Rights Washington and handed out fliers about Ref. 71 to STRANGERS! Yea, I practically begged strangers to talk to me, it was terrifying but rewarding. If you don’t know about Ref. 71 I would like you to please slap yourself. Then, read this:

ahem.

Washington already has a law in place giving domestic partnership and some domestic partnership benefits to same-sex couples. Ref. 71 is trying to appeal these rights.

Vote YES if you would like to keep domestic partnership/benefits in Washington, if you are totally awesome, or IF YOU LOVE ME!!

Vote NO….well….just don’t. alright? Even if you’re not down with the LGBT community (us queers), it is not your place to say if we get rights or not. I promise that WHEN this bill passes I will not try to domestic partnership you just because I have the right to. You’re not my type anyways.

So anyways, I talked to strangers for a good 4 hours and it was…social. (It was for a good cause, and there was a pretty girl)

I went to the club opening of Republiq downtown. Be glad I did, so you don’t have to. This club is not going to last more than 3 months here in Seattle. Really. No booze, no re-entry for smokers, and its 16+ not 18+. The music was horrid, the “club” was just a glamorized office space, and seriously?! No booze?! We all ditched an hour after we got there. It was that bad. Plus, Republiq? Who are you trying to fool you pretentious asses. I can’t stand when businesses purposefully misspell words so they look swank on a business card. Be a little more creative, and just so you know, literate people will not show up.

Sorry, I’m foaming at the mouth a little here. Let me just do some Yoga chants…

Shanti Shanti Shanti

Alright. I’m calm.

I’m sorry to inform the lovers of my face piercings, that if/when I get hired, they may all have to go. I know, it’s sad, but totally worth it. That means, Portlanders, that I may be down before next Monday to make a sad visit to Straight to the Point. I love my anti-eyebrow ALOT, but I am willing to put it on the chopping block if it is stopping me from getting this job.

If you have no idea what I’m talking about, here:

Blue Shiney on my FACE

The blue sparkle under my eye is not a stick on or a weird reflection. It’s a piercing, and I love it.

On to happier things! LESS THAN A WEEK!!! In less than a week I can go to bars! Woooo!